Dual....:-)
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
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