I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I think weed is turning my hair brown
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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