I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
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He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
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Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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