wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
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Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
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for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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