I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
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We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
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seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
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I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
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