Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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