remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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