maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
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