let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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