i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
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he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
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I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
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