if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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