I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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