We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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