Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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