i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
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Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
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Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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