no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
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