I wanna bring you to show and tell
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
Randomize
