I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
pop tarts are not kleenex
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
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I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
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We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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