Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
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Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
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I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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