Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
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I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
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He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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