I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
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