i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
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I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
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I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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