fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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