i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
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last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
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Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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