So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
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i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
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he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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