Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
My liver just had a heart attack.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Ladies don't puke and tell
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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