I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
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keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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