She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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