Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
I think I sprained my soul last night
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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