Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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