Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
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So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
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Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
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