That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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