It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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