She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
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You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
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Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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