Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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