I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
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Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
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I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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