idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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