Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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