You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
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Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
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it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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