gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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