i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
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so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
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I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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