I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
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