It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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