I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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