That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
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Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
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Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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