Heybabeimwearingurpanties
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
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He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
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I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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