I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Randomize
