Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
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You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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