Dual....:-)
did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
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