so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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