haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I deserve this hangover.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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