what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Randomize