i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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