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we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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